While cruising the blogosphere today I wandered over to My Favorite Idiots site. Now, due to life’s hectic pace (and orders from Herr Karl to get the Bush Hurricane-O-Matic, or B.H.O.M. up and running with the new “Earthquake Generator” functional before the primaries begin) I haven’t been able to write anything for awhile, so My Favorite Idiot has had to concentrate on other members of W.A.R., such as Ogre and Jay, which rightfully leaves me feeling as if I have been slacking.

Now normally I wouldn’t link to My Favorite Idiots site because I try not to send the readers diving headfirst into a portable toilet. In fact, I believe that I have never linked to My Favorite Idiots site before for that very reason.

Today that will change.

But before I launch into this pack of Outrageous Lies I wish to make the prediction that if My Favorite Idiot does notice the slight traffic from this article, and it decides to grab a fresh can of Tab, open some Doritoes and squat in its keepers dank basement to throw yet another lump of idiotic screed into the ether of cyberspace that it will take it completely out of context and actually believe the Pack of Outrageous Lies that I am about to write for you.

So feel free to click on the link in the Pack of Outrageous Lies below and say duuurrrr to My Favorite Idiot.

Folks, today I would like to highlight one of the gems of the blogosphere. Thinking Meat.

Yes good old Thinking Meat, or “Meathead” as it calls itself.

This is perhaps one of the great minds of this AND the last century, and its insightful analysis of current events is beyond compare. Everytime I read meathead’s site I think to myself “Self, that is some damned insightful analysis right there” and am constantly amazed at the levels of cognitive discourse that meathead continually reaches.

I can safely say that the level of insight and brilliance that meathead reaches is rare in humanity, and the fact that we are all capable of reading what he thinks is a gift unrivaled in the annals of time.

I daresay that meatheads pondering’s on truth leave me breathless and startled at their clarity and logic and his boldness to point out the blatantly obvious leaves one astounded that such a great mind has not risen to the highest possible limits of human achievement.

So during this Holiday Season I want to extend my warmest wishes for meathead and its family, and certainly hope that it is well and not afflicted with any nasty conditions that may make it hard to stay seated for any length of time.

So endeth the Outrageous Lies.

It’s been a blast.

Thanks…for everything. Thanks for the tacos. Thanks for the coffee.

Most of all thanks for the friendship.

I love you.

Goodbye….for now.

Noble Americans,

Were we not faced with the activities of the US administration in this part of the world and the negative ramifications of those activities on the daily lives of our peoples, coupled with the many wars and calamities caused by the US administration as well as the tragic consequences of US interference in other countries;

Were the American people not God-fearing, truth-loving, and justice-seeking, while the US administration actively conceals the truth and impedes any objective portrayal of current realities;

And if we did not share a common responsibility to promote and protect freedom and human dignity and integrity;

Then, there would have been little urgency to have a dialogue with you.

No, Dinner-jacket, if you didn’t believe that a large chunk of the U.S. was stupid enough to listen to your bullshit and you didn’t think someone soon will do something about your quest for nukes you would not have felt that “urgency” to “dialogue” with the citizens of the U.S. About that crack regarding “the many wars and calamities caused by the U.S.?” Of all of the trouble spots around the world there is ONE unifying and common factor between all of them and guess what? It is NOT the U.S. Military. It is the muslims. People like you. People that believe islam has some “divine mandate” to take over the world. If you are going to write us a letter PLEASE keep it FACTUAL.

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